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Cat Tracks (Vol. 1)

by Cat Religion

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1.
Chew What You Want 01:07
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Hey! Chew what you want But don’t chew on my feet Especially when I’m in bed And trying to sleep You sit on the couch All doggone day Your insufferable behavior leaves me No choice but to Say no more toys No more treats No more belly-rubs Until you decide that You’re gonna stop eating my feet Hey! Please stop that Or my skin is gonna bleed You have a bowl of food Why do you choose me to eat? I’m minding my own business I’ve done nothing wrong So chew on something else and maybe we Will get along I said no more toys No more treats No more belly-rubs Until you decide that You’re gonna stop eating my feet My feet!
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Delay on My Chewy Order 01:42
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I bought some kitty litter And food the other day ‘Cause my current supplies Are running low I used my credit card But got no confirmation email The transaction decided Not to post Sick cat! Delay on Delay on My Chewy order Well! She’s on a special diet And special litter too But the pet store doesn’t carry Kitty’s brands She’s getting pretty feisty And trying to claw my eyes out She’s hungry and can’t use The litter pan God no! Delay on My Chewy order Delay on My Chewy order Delay on My Chewy order Delay on My Chewy order Delay on My Chewy order Delay on My Chewy order Delay on My Chewy order Delay on My Chewy order
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Cutting-Edge Automatic (Litter Box) 03:00
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I can’t believe it The way I scoop sometimes Like a prospector digging for some gold Oh ya Scooping twice daily And on bad days maybe thrice Like a garbageman without the pay Oh ya I need a Cutting-edge automatic Litter box I’ll never have to scoop Any more kitty logs My house won’t smell Like the Nashville Zoo If I ditch my original Manual scoop Oh woah It’s ancient history, yeah Don’t give a cat’s ass How much she’s burdening me She just goes Meow meow Meow meow Meow meow meow Me-yow I need a Cutting-edge automatic Litter box I’ll never have to touch Any more kitty logs My house won’t smell Like the Cincinnati Zoo If I ditch my original Manual scoop Oh woah It’s ancient history, yeah Guy at the pet store Tried to tell me before He tried To sell it before He said Hey man I don’t want you to suffer Take advantage of this Limited offer I bought a Cutting-edge automatic Litter box I’ll never have to scoop Any more kitty logs My house doesn’t smell Like the San Diego Zoo ‘Cause I ditched my original Manual scoop, yeah Automatic Litter box No more manual Litter box No more shit-stained Dirty socks I had to make a change I was in need It’s ancient history, yeah
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Recipe for Crate 02:08
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We gotta go To the vet For more vaccines And to get checked You cannot roam About the car Or we won’t make it Very far I know it seems Like a jail But without it We’ll surely fail To verify Your well-being Can’t take the risk Of you fleeing You got no harness You got no collar You got an escape plan That I can’t tolerate Superb agility And no docility Combine it all together A dangerous recipe Hiding under The bed A classic move One that I dread So now I’ll have To lasso you Or bribe you with A treat or two I will not Ask you twice I’m trying my hardest To be nice We all know you’ll Just run away It’s time to go Into your crate A recipe for crate You got no harness You got no collar You got an escape plan That I can’t tolerate Superb agility And no docility Combine it all together A recipe for crate Crate

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released January 4, 2021

Alex Kah - Lyrics, Vocals, Guitars, Bass
Marc Gould - Drums

Recorded and Produced by Alex Kah (Cat Attack Studios)
Drums Recorded by Elliott Virula (The Shed) & Curtis Erdek (The Farm)
Mixed and Mastered by Chase McCutcheon (Needlejuice Records)

Cat Attack Records - Nashville, TN, USA

This album contains parodies of songs written by Bad Religion. Parody is protected under the Fair Use stipulation of U.S. copyright law.

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